I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them
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Lisa Swain is down bad and everyone knows it.
Thanks to @tevos for pointing out the adorable leg tap scene.
look, the TRUFFLE KISS?? nice. the FAMILY MOMENT?? lovely. the PUBLIC GOODBYE?? amazing. but listen listen listen. the WIFE SNAPS?? absolutely everything to me.
oh lisa swain... i get it, i really do. i get that you haven't been with anyone in 3 years. i get that you were in a loving, committed relationship for a long time before that. i get that you're scared. i get that you have that constant sticky, scary thought that carla might change her mind at any given point. i get that before you, there was no one like you for her, you're the first. i get that that must feel like you might lose her after she comes to her senses because what could she possibly see in a woman after a lifetime of men? what could she see in you? i get it. but babygirl, the only one having doubts here is you! she's just learning to walk, and you're forcing her to run! and she will, for you, of course she will! but how long before she gets tired?





